Which monster are you?

Airships: Conquer the Skies
31 Oct 2017, 6:39 p.m.

Ladies and gentlemen! It's time for the especial Airships: Conquer the Skies Halloween Quiz! Yes, a quiz! So beloved of teenage magazines and clickbait journalism!

And the question is -

Which monster are you?

Okay, this is gonna be all Myers-Briggsy. For each of the following statements, indicate how much they apply to you:

My creations will one day conquer the world.
Not at all
A little
Yes
A lot
All must pay me tribute.
Not at all
A little
Yes
A lot
I work towards a higher purpose.
Not at all
A little
Yes
A lot
There is sometimes a bit of a decaying odour about me.
Not at all
A little
Yes
A lot
I'm very leggy.
Not at all
A little
Yes
A lot
I'm a monarchist.
Not at all
A little
Yes
A lot
Everything in my life is running like clockwork.
Not at all
A little
Yes
A lot
I have a fiery temper.
Not at all
A little
Yes
A lot
I like to stick sailors into my mouth.
Not at all
A little
Yes
A lot

Answer all these questions, and your true nature shall be revealed!